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churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 4, 2004
mugGet the churchiemug.

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis
That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.
by Tom December 7, 2004
mugGet the Dilly Whackmug.

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!
by Tom February 27, 2004
mugGet the up hill gardenermug.

Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy
1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?
by Tom November 26, 2003
mugGet the Kittymug.

Malloween

Orange and black marshmallows, made by the Fluffy Puff company. They'll scare your dad! And they come in a tidal wave of marshalades! What more could you want?
"They're orange, doot doo, they're black, deet dee, look for the ones with me on the bag, dressed as a vampire!" -Marshie
by Tom October 21, 2003
mugGet the Malloweenmug.

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!
by Tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the greenlandmug.

bucackie

i bucackied all over her chin
by tom June 15, 2003
mugGet the bucackiemug.

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