TOm's definitions
a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 4, 2004

by Tom December 7, 2004

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
by Tom February 27, 2004

by Tom November 26, 2003

Orange and black marshmallows, made by the Fluffy Puff company. They'll scare your dad! And they come in a tidal wave of marshalades! What more could you want?
"They're orange, doot doo, they're black, deet dee, look for the ones with me on the bag, dressed as a vampire!" -Marshie
by Tom October 21, 2003

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"
ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"
ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
by Tom May 13, 2005
