TOm's definitions

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware

The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!

by Tom April 4, 2003

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.

by Tom April 3, 2003

coolio

The "cool" guy on emuw and several other infamoust forums.

Everybody says "omg it's teh cool guy!!!1" when they see him

by Tom March 27, 2003

Doom

Strange guy who lives in a box
see also, 'pimp without ho's'

"omg, look at that! It's a doom!"
"BWAHAHAHA"

by Tom March 27, 2003

pimp without ho's

Doom
See also 'doom'

"omg it's a pimp without ho's"
"hahaha"

by Tom March 27, 2003

Hinckle

very angry man, steals 400lbs of poop every night and places it on the moon.

Mr. Hinckle stole my poop last night.

by Tom March 25, 2003