TOm's definitions

gel on

Gel on: a phrase founded by the chav committee meaning move away from this area please

"Gel on you small bean regarder"

by Tom February 10, 2004

Oode

A nice way of calling someone a "Fag" or "Looser." It is an insult in all forms. Typical insult for a 'rican.

That kid is such an Oode...

by Tom May 13, 2005

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far

farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them

by tom November 11, 2003

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

Score!

An enthusiastic word followed by a meager attempt to converse with an uninterested potential mate.

Mark: How are you doing today mam?
Mam: "Shut up and do your job!"
Mark: SCORE!

by Tom March 19, 2003