TOm's definitions

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

sula

A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.

"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."

by Tom August 13, 2003

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Aw4G63

3. Horrible spelling skills.

awd4g63* your* you're* there* their* they're* etc...

by Tom January 6, 2004

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004

squirral

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

by tom November 11, 2003

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003