Sadist

The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others
by Tom July 10, 2003
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windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.
"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."
by Tom February 17, 2005
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Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot
by Tom March 05, 2004
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Ayumi Hamasaki

The Japanese equivalent to Madonna (which is no coincidence considering this is her idol). Ayu is Japan's Queen of Pop music. She has monopolized popular culture in japan today with not only her keen sense of style and fashion but also her hard work ethic. She is not only a JPOP star but has also branched out into ballads and trance through her numerous Cybertrance albums and Ayu-mi-Mix's. She appears in many magazines and on many shows including singing her hit "Evolution" for the New Millenium. Japan's most popular singer alongside JPOP king Gackt. Voice may not be as good as Utada Hikaru but sure has fantastic songs which are more uptempo.
Many songs such as Appears, Evolution, M (Maria)and Real Me. Great trance albums.
by tom January 16, 2004
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monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.
Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?
by Tom January 07, 2003
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Lazor

How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.
"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"
by Tom January 01, 2004
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Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!
by Tom December 16, 2004
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