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infuriating

Infuriating people refer to a month as 30 days and a year as 12 months
How long is it till i get my car sold?

30 days

You are an infuriating faggot
google's infinite money glitch
youtube has ads everywhere which cost money for the advertiser to put there so youtube makes money

chevrolet 

the most overrated truck brand. they have engine ticking, oil leaks, cracked valves, transmission problems, etc. and every teenager wants one
jayden: my 01 silverado's silenoid is fucked
me: thats why chevrolet sucks
jayden: jacob stfu im not buying a ford
me: ford is just american toyota. i have a 95 ford windstar with 350K miles in my yard and it's still running strong

ford is better

Donald Trump 

The best thing that ever happend to america

Cornel West

he looks like morgan freeman with an afro and he rents his 2 front teeth out as a parking space
almost nobody has heard of cornel west. he has no chance in the election

italian restaurant air 

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good
hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

United Airlines 

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck