TOM's definitions

toetoe

a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.

arran u could be a p.a

by tom March 13, 2005

Butt-slice

An individual who fails to even fulfill the qualifications of asshole, is demoted and characterized by this term.

That guy is freakin' butt-slice.

by TOM November 17, 2004

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

clitface

To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.

Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!

by tom April 30, 2004

Slurpy Sally

Term of endearment; (see also "snowball")sick Bastards who enjoy the taste of regurgitated spunk from a minimum of three guys..

That sick ass Mo Fo Scott loved to get the Slurpy Sally from the corner Ho at closing time..

by Tom May 21, 2004

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005

chai

The word for tea in several languages, including Czech, Turkish, Russian, Sanskrit, and Farsi. Originates from cha, the Chinese word for tea. The British word tea comes from a regional dialect of China. Currently in US, chai refers to a milky tea with a milder version of Indian spice.

I like cinnamon in my chai latte.

by Tom November 19, 2003