cockacillin

The most powerful naturopathic drug known in the world. FDA approved for horniness, crankiness, headaches, and boredom. Available in oral and vaginal formulations. Warning: may also cause prenancy when used without contraceptives.

OMG Tina is really cranky - she needs a triple dose of cockacillin immediarely!

cockacillin by TMex1971 June 6, 2023

cockcillitis 

when you have tonsillitis... but in your cock.

Person 1: "Dude, my throat hurts so much, I think I have tonsillitis"
Person 2: "You think that's bad?? I have tonsillitis in my cock, it's called cockcillitis.

cockcillitis by SolidVapor April 26, 2017

cockswillingmouthwhore 

someone who drinks cock for free.

I was working on the engine of my 68 Camero when, Becky drove by and asked me to the dance. Becky's a whore so I said "fuck no, you cockswillingmouthwhore!'

cockswillingmouthwhore by TNT! February 11, 2021