foma

black farmer, with an equilvanent inteligent as a guy named Nathan. Very fat and stupidios.
"you stupid foma, didnt i tell you not to milk cows while in a bathtub."
by Tina February 24, 2005
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fondalus

That grandma just fell down the stairs and her wig came off! It was so fondalus!
by tina March 30, 2005
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bisfo

something tht helps someone else and benefits you
mary"thanks for that buck"
chris"no problem afta thaat bisfo you gave me last night"
by TINA March 15, 2005
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goldigger

someone who always seeks wealthy people or those in "high society" as a mate.
The girl going out with that fat guy is a gold digger 'cause he owns krispy kreme.
by TINA March 10, 2005
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l.m.a.o.

That was so funny!!! I'm l.m.a.o.
by Tina June 14, 2006
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ziggy

small little creature that is 3ft tall
by tina August 11, 2004
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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004
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