joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 17, 2003

TIMMISM

Timmy is so sexy according to the guru of Hobo

Felix:Timmy you are sosexy.
Timmy:youare soobeautifool

by tim November 22, 2004

light urple

One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple

"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its light urple"

by Tim December 22, 2003

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

Sad Trail

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.

Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!

by Tim May 22, 2004

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim March 01, 2003

stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,

by Tim December 13, 2003