twokker

a person who twoks

see also chav, chore and "scums of the entire world"
twokker: ere mate, right, er, yeah mate, you got 20p for my bus fare
by tim February 21, 2005
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smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.
"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"
by Tim March 18, 2005
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bunk-ball

A sport created in the early 2000's. Using a tennis ball and a car. The best place to play is in a parking lot. The creaters were Adam M. Pete T
and Tim S.
With all the windows down in the car a player (usually the passenger seat position) throws the ball with a great amount of force. The Driver then navigates the car to a position where one of the players has a chance at cathing the ball. If you catch the tennis ball. Start over and try again. The games ends when you dont catch the ball and the driver doesn't feel like stopping to get it.
by Tim July 10, 2004
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Drewbie

Mitch: "Hey Tom have you noticed that Oscar rents all of those Drew Barrymore movies, he must be a Drewbie"
by Tim March 15, 2005
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scouser

People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
i saw a scouser today, la
by Tim December 04, 2004
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shoot the jay

A phrase used during basketball to tell your teammate to shoot after you've passed the ball. the "jay" being the shot.
Kobe comes off the screen and passes it to the corner, "shoot the jay clement!"
by TIm December 18, 2007
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slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.
'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper
by Tim May 25, 2006
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