TIM's definitions

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 20, 2003

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 7, 2004

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005

prefontaine

One of the fastest American distance runners, tragically died at the age of 25 in 1975. He was sure to be a favorite at the 1976 Olympic games.

Prefontaine is my hero.

by Tim September 30, 2003

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004