you and what army

Who is trying threaten me?
A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.
by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2009
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nannygate

any of the various political scandal involving people who take care of children for a living (nannies) (patterned after watergate)
Nannygate became an unexpected hazard in the political arena. (example of nannygate)
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elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)
He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.
by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2008
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nice guy

a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo
If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.
by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008
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not in Kansas anymore

no longer in surroundings that are quiet and comfortable (a quote of Dorothy's line in the 1939 Wizard of Oz Film)
I hate to say it but we are not in Kansas anymore.
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dead to rights

with no possibility of escape or evasion
They caught him dead to rights when he broke in at night.
by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2009
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war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign
If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.
by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011
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