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Ford Mustang

Facts:
- Very powerful car and gas guzzler.
- Severely overrated car that people give too much credit for.
- A Mustang would smoke any economy car. But an economy car is designed and built for convenience. A Mustang is built for performance.
- Usually being compared to completely different car classes. Such as economy cars like the Civic. The reason why people compared them to Civics is because Civics don't put up a challenge. People are usually afraid to compare the Mustang to the Camaro.
- Drag and straight away racing car (No skill is really needed just pressing the gas, unlike drifting and cornering racing, skill of steering and shifting is required).
- A car that has not so good handling and can easily be out maneuvered by cars such as the MR2, Impreza, Evo, Trueno, RX-7. Yeah that's right, you Mustang fanboys may have more power but any tuner import would out maneuver your over powered asses, you wouldn't stand a chance in a course with lots of turns.
Mustang Fanboy #1: I like my brand new Mustang, I easily beat an old Asian lady in an 88' Hyundai in a straight-away race.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, that is so cool. I've beaten alot of cars with my Mustang as well, like this one guy in a 96' Accord on the freeway, I smoked him by just pressing the gas. He was on cruise control at 65mph, and I easily beat him *The guy in the Accord was minding his own business and didn't even know the Mustang was racing him*.
Mustang Fanboy #1: Geez man, you got mad skill like me because you own a Mustang. I've beaten an 89' Corolla, 99' Civic DX, a rusty Sentra, some Geo car, and a kid on his bike, all by a 3 mile margin.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, we are so cool.
by The Truth May 6, 2005
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Chazz

a simpleton, one who has no clue, an idiot of the first degree, probably gay too and still staying with their mother, a Star Wars toy fetishist with deviant tendencies
"Don't be such a Chazz."
by The Truth February 17, 2005
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nation

haha the guy before me heard that on howard stern
by the truth September 10, 2004
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alizee

Gods beauty poured into a woman and packaged by the French. The one and only reason to want to go to France and learn the language. Often known for her strangely and extremely erotic body movement.
Alizee's ass makes me believe in God.

Her face makes me believe that its Her.
by the truth September 21, 2003
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Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother
by the truth January 12, 2005
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Wiggerette

A caucasian girl who believes themself to be black. Usualy hangs around with a group of black guys and thinks she blends in. Usualy found wearing high cut shoes, wears brands like Ecko, Fubu, Rocca Wear. Wears basketball jerseys and furry beanie hats and speaks with a fake accent.
<Wiggerette> HAHA YO yo dawg look at dat white guy ova dere wit his fubu shirt an baggy pants, yo who do he tink he is yo.
<Random Black Guy> Yo lisa i hope you know you're white too.
<Wiggerette> Ye but ima exception yo, white gurlz cant b wiggas.. ye dig??
by the truth July 7, 2004
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Grozny

A city the Russians built but the Chechens prefer to forget about that.
I think ill go someplace friendlier, like beautiful downtown grozny!
-Krusty the Clown
by the truth August 18, 2003
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