THE TRUTH's definitions

Toast

a horrible hipster alternative rock band that only wants to sell, and could care less about music. Their drummer is good, but the rest is horrible. The singer has the attitude of Chad Kroeger, and the other members are hipsters that have nothing to do and suck at their instruments (except the drummer)
Vocals: weak
Guitars:Weak
Bass:weak
Drums:O.k but can be better

Dude 1:Hey, have you heard of the new band Toast?
Dude 2: Yeah they're sound too damn generic and simple.
Dude 1: I thought that too
Dude 3: LONG LIVE PUNK!!
all dudes: LONG LIVE PUNK & METAL!

by the TrUtH January 27, 2013

Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave is the kind of metal that makes your ears bleed, but not in a good way. The sloppy guitar playing and constant double bass through a rather slow part of a song really doesnt help.

Derived when two gays stop bumming and make music.

Oli Laxton
Liam Kent

by The truth April 12, 2005

Spike Lee

Spike Lee is a Genius who showed white Hollywood and America, that black people could be portrayed as other than pimps, whores, drug-dealers and users. He showed us Black people can beautiful, intelligent, articulant and sexy. While not sugar coating reality.

by The Truth October 25, 2003

BERGENATORS

stupid wanna-be janoskians. people who think they're funny have obviously never seen the Jackass Movie

See wannabe and tryhard

BERGENATORS suck so hard my farts are funnier than them

by the TrUtH May 18, 2013

Ronald McDonald

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

by the truth January 18, 2005

McGuffin

A phrase used in detective stories to describe the one vital clue that causes the whole plot to fall in to place.

Eg.

"I couldn't figure it out...until I saw the tube of toothpaste."

by The Truth October 20, 2003

scott peterson

A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.

Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.

by The Truth April 1, 2005