T-Dog jenkins's definitions

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.

Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.

un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005