smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).
Them smokies got them ears on.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.
Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 03, 2005
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hooky

by T-Dog Jenkins March 08, 2005
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rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.
Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2007
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Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.
Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2005
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smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.
It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!
by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005
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cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005
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