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was sent to the Tombs for 3 days over some bullshit charge
tombs by Jkap November 2, 2003

Tombs county middle school 

if you want weed might as well go here it serves as both a mess hall for gremlins and if you get caught smoking they’ll just join in the staff is a chill group of people, our school is filled with kids that crave violence at least we’re never bored oh wait can’t forget pay to play where you spend 12$ on a bag of takis that the girls snatch right as we can get a break from school lunch
Don’t send your kids to TCMS (tombs county middle school) they may disappear

The TOMBS Cradle

When you get 5 dudes the enter each other from behind to form a line. Then the guy from the back gives a strong thrust to transfer its energy to the guy from the front and push him forward. Then the guy in front pushes back strongly to transfer the energy back to the guy at the end. Repeat this motion and you’ll have The TOMBS Cradle
Braulio- “Yo Santi let’s get the boys together this weekend and do The TOMBS Cradle.”
Santiago- “Ight bet that.”
The TOMBS Cradle by MikeMojo10 January 16, 2026

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9. 

.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.
.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016
An offensive Colombian slang used to refer to the cops and policemen, It could be used as an insult when there's an abuse of authority or to express repudiation against this organization
Spanish: Tombos hijueputas, dispararon gas durante la manifestación
English: Motherfucker tombos, they shot tear gas during the protest

Spanish: Los tombos no les importa si uno está protestando pacíficamente, ellos disparan a quemaropa
English: The tombos don't care if you are protesting pacifically, they shoot point blank
Tombo by BlasphemerHistorian May 7, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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