Definitions by T Macalicious
NARP
Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
NARP by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
A Man
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
A Man by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
white people problem
When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.
I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
white people problem by T Macalicious September 19, 2012
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
Talk into the michrophone
Talk into the michrophone by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
Carnival Urinal
A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
Carnival Urinal by T Macalicious June 28, 2012
Old Man
A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
Old Man by T Macalicious May 16, 2011