T Macalicious's definitions

There’s been some chatter

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.

Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.

by T Macalicious January 25, 2021

A Man

The person who is right 99% of the time when arguing with a woman.

Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.

Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.

by T Macalicious September 27, 2012

white people problem

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.

I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.

by T Macalicious September 19, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A website that stopped approving words in early 2012.

Urban Dictionary turns down every word I submit these days.

by T Macalicious September 13, 2012

Carnival Urinal

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.

Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.

by T Macalicious June 28, 2012

Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.

Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!

by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

decepticon

A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.

I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.

by T Macalicious August 15, 2019