A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.
by T Macalicious January 26, 2021
When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.
I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
by T Macalicious April 18, 2012
A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
by T Macalicious April 25, 2011
Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
by T Macalicious June 25, 2012
People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.
by T Macalicious April 24, 2014
A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.
I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.
by T Macalicious November 04, 2013