A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
by T Macalicious December 11, 2010
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I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.
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I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
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I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
by T Macalicious September 19, 2012
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
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