Stivchik's definitions
The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
Get the scroll comamug. Any kind of bandana or scarf which doesn’t fit with the wearer’s personality and has been added to make himself look more artist / enigmatic / mysterious /esoteric / spiritual (pick one... or more).
Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.
Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.
“Who’s the guy in the twatwrapper?”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”
by Stivchik November 3, 2018
Get the twatwrappermug. The act of aimlessly scrolling and clicking on Instagram for way too long, as though something useful, productive or revelatory could ever come of it.
Phone grazing.
Phone grazing.
by Stivchik April 25, 2019
Get the instagrazingmug. croucher
The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.
Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.
The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.
Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.
“I wanted to use the toilets at that last service station but they only had crouchers so I decided to hold it in until we get home.”
by Stivchik February 21, 2018
Get the Crouchermug. When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Get the angle dangledmug. by Stivchik June 25, 2020
Get the Donald Jmug. kɔɪˈəʊtid
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
Hey man, where did you disappear to?
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
by Stivchik September 2, 2020
Get the coyote’dmug.