The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 04, 2018
That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.
Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?
Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.
by Stivchik December 07, 2018
The process of becoming a Karen.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
- Is it just me, or has Emma's really changed?
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
by Stivchik July 02, 2020
Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.
So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.
So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.
It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.
by Stivchik August 15, 2019
That rage you fly into when you have to go looking for how to unsubscribe from constant 'Daily Alerts' you've started receiving from somewhere - that you know you're never gonna read, which have started filling up your inbox - seemingly multiplying like gremlins that had water poured on them.
More unsubscribe-ire this morning! I don't even remember subscribing to half of this shit to be honest, but they send you an new email every day! Who has the time?
by Stivchik June 25, 2020