25 definitions by Stivchik
When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 4, 2018
The process of becoming a Karen.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
- Is it just me, or has Emma's really changed?
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
by Stivchik July 2, 2020
Any kind of bandana or scarf which doesn’t fit with the wearer’s personality and has been added to make himself look more artist / enigmatic / mysterious /esoteric / spiritual (pick one... or more).
Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.
Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.
“Who’s the guy in the twatwrapper?”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”
by Stivchik November 3, 2018
That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.
What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.
by Stivchik April 5, 2017
The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
kɔɪˈəʊtid
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
Hey man, where did you disappear to?
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
by Stivchik September 2, 2020