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scroll shame

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The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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HBHW

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HBHW

Pronounced (Hub-how)

Short for:

Hot

But

Hard

Work

A girl who is so demanding and high maintenance that you give up dating her because the potential rewards aren't worth the loss of dignity caused by an onslaught of psychic pollution.

She's a HBHW....
- Wow! Do you know that girl?
- Yeah, but she's a HBHW. We went out on a couple of dates but she kept finding something wrong everywhere she looked, looked down on anyone we came into contact with and was constantly checking herself in the mirror. After the second date I had to tap out.
by Stivchik May 7, 2017
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That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.
What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.
by Stivchik April 5, 2017
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alphaing

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When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.

It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
Her ex-boyfriend walked in and started alphaing over by the the bar.
by Stivchik October 14, 2016
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