25 definitions by Stivchik
that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
by Stivchik April 22, 2019
The act of aimlessly scrolling and clicking on Instagram for way too long, as though something useful, productive or revelatory could ever come of it.
Phone grazing.
Phone grazing.
by Stivchik April 25, 2019
That rage you fly into when you have to go looking for how to unsubscribe from constant 'Daily Alerts' you've started receiving from somewhere - that you know you're never gonna read, which have started filling up your inbox - seemingly multiplying like gremlins that had water poured on them.
More unsubscribe-ire this morning! I don't even remember subscribing to half of this shit to be honest, but they send you an new email every day! Who has the time?
by Stivchik June 25, 2020
(verb) to sows your wild oats; engage in promiscuity and rebelliousness, have many sexual relationships.
Man, it’s a shame Jim is getting serious with Zarina. With that white Mercedez of his, me and him would have absolutely Genghis’d this town.
by Stivchik May 17, 2018