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Negative, Toxic or Sensationalist.

Pertaining to the nature and bias of the content or posts we consume on a daily basis via the Big Tech platforms and traditional media.
My new year’s resolution is to substantially eliminate any content that’s NTS.
by Stivchik January 19, 2021
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Someone distinctly lacking self-awareness. Like a person who comes onto public transport wearing a rucsac and doesn’t realise that he’s knocking into people behind him every time he turns around.

In his own world.

Quite possibly on the spectrum.
Don’t pay too much attention to Joe, he’s just a bit of a rucsacker. He often has no concept of the effect he has on people with the things he does or says. You’ll get used to it.
by Stivchik April 27, 2019
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When you purchase an item of clothing or footwear from a retailer that you had always previously trusted to provide a minimum standard of quality but when you get home, a detail - such as a button, a buckle or a zip comes off in your hand before you’ve even had a chance to wear it.
A - Hey, aren’t you going to wear those new boots you got today?
B - Oh man, I’ve been sweatshopped. I’ve tried to do them up and the zip came off in my hand.
by Stivchik April 27, 2019
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The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.

It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
Her ex-boyfriend walked in and started alphaing over by the the bar.
by Stivchik January 29, 2016
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Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.

So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.
It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.
by Stivchik August 15, 2019
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/noun/ Cockney rhyming slang for a dump.

Drop a deuce.

Go for a number 2.
Poop.
I'm just off for a Donald J. Has anyone seen that newspaper?
by Stivchik June 25, 2020
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