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Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.
Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.
by Stinky September 2, 2014
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Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.
by Stinky August 31, 2017
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gunship

If you see something cool, it should be referred to as a real gunship, or a muthafuckin gunship, or nice gunship etc.

Originally from Persist via 12stone
I once peed on 10 cars in one go.

wow dude, that's totally gunship.
by stinky April 22, 2004
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Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
by stinky April 7, 2004
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Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.
I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.
by stinky July 30, 2004
mugGet the Whore Denialmug.

jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain
mike has jizzbrain
by stinky May 27, 2003
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Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.
Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
mugGet the Douche Helmetmug.

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