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Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.
Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!
by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016
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Ghoul

Anyone who has a powerful and, sometimes, uncontrollable desire or yearning for something. May be used in the same nature as "slut", "whore", "fiend", or "junkie", in the sense of someone who is crazy for something. However, usually "ghoul" labels the people with the more serious cases of lusting for something.

Common "ghoul" focuses are: sex, drugs, food, porn, alcohol, money, gambling, caffeine, spending, candy, etc...
"Look at that kid sucking down those chocolates. He is a candy ghoul."

"Beer...beer...BEER!" (think: Brains...Brains!)
by Stiffofdeth April 16, 2009
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Plugged Up

When you haven't ejacated for so long that you're pent-up and cranky.
"My husband was so plugged up after recovering from surgery for the last 2 weeks, so I decided to give him the wifey hand special."
by Stiffofdeth October 20, 2017
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Kick

A current and temporary fixation on something. Typically does not last longer than a few weeks, or at most, months. May be a recurring interest, or a one-shot one. This can apply to a large number of things, including (but not limited to) comics, TV series, anime, manga, literature, historical events and characters, video games, art, celebrities, youtubers, academia, and sports.
Tom: I just realized I haven't watched any new anime in weeks. I've been on a Batman kick.

Jay: Welp, I guess for the next few weeks you'll be into Tokyo Ghoul...
by Stiffofdeth June 11, 2016
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Orgify

To make something worth thrill so high that it is comparable to having an orgasm, hence the 'org' and 'ify' following.
Orgify my existance, embrace my member and I call u out!
by Stiffofdeth June 23, 2008
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Badum

An onomatopoeia often used in manga for when someone with large breasts walks up to (or past) a male character.
In "Higurashi: When They Cry" vol. 1, page 41, the sound effect is portrayed when Mion walks past the main character.

Busty character walks by "badum".
by Stiffofdeth June 6, 2009
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Buzzfeed

A heavily liberal-biased news outlet that promotes articles full of left-wing propaganda, social justice warrior hype, and basically every subject that every other outlet of popular media deems worthy of widespread attention. Buzzfeed is full of polls, top-20 lists, and quizzes that aim to forward the liberal agenda and its various, narrow focuses that it, in itself, frames in the same light of perceived significance as actually important matters such as third-world suffering, countries rules by socialism, and sex trafficking.
Joe: Hey, did you see Buzzfeed's latest top-10 video?
Gary: No, I prefer not to dilute my mind with useless garbage that is forwarded by the various pity-elected members of Congress.

Joe: Ah, I see! I suppose I, too, should be more selective of my news sources and cease being a cuck!
by Stiffofdeth January 8, 2017
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