Stias's definitions

buff

body uncovered for fucking

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

by Stias September 23, 2005

tracks

take rapid action cavan killers searching

The IRA is divided into cells. There are so many cells per county. Cavan, being on the Irish border, means that members of the IRA in that county can travel to Enniskillen for a night's drinking. One night, a member of the Fermanagh cell saw the men from Cavan and gave them a one word message " tracks ". This grim message meant that the British army and police were stopping all traffic and searching houses in the immediate locality.

by Stias September 24, 2005

sotb

An acronym for Sex on the Brain.

The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB

by Stias September 5, 2005

LVI

Luscious vagina's instantly

I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.

by Stias September 21, 2005

Oldest Rocker in Town

The Oldest Rocker In Town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock 'n' roll, and the ton-up cult of riding British built motor cycles... this was also the era of dry fucks and sex before the pill

I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town

by Stias September 26, 2005

JMM

Abbreviation for Jeez, My Mum

A young girl and boy, both in their early teens, were copulating in her bedroom
when her mother was out at the shops. They heard the front door close and
footsteps coming up the stairs. She said " JMM "

by Stias September 25, 2005

Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 5, 2005