LVI

Luscious vagina's instantly

I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.

by Stias September 21, 2005

VUDUFFLAVS

This is the new word in Northern Ireland for anarchists, bastards, brothel managers, criminals, debauchers, drug dealers, forgers, fuckers, freedom fighters, guys who indulge in beatings in dark alleys,hatchet men, incendiary bombers, inciters, jumped up petty criminals, killers,lefties, manipulators, naughty bastards, organisers of dastardly bank robberies, kneecappers, pimps, prostitutes, rapists, shooters, thugs, and you name it. Thanks are due to the UVF, LVF and UDA for the discovery of this new word

All those vudufflavs should at least be locked away for life but I would vote for the politicians who would reintroduce the birch and hanging drawing and quartering.

by Stias September 26, 2005

JMM

Abbreviation for Jeez, My Mum

A young girl and boy, both in their early teens, were copulating in her bedroom
when her mother was out at the shops. They heard the front door close and
footsteps coming up the stairs. She said " JMM "

by Stias September 25, 2005

upset

upset is an acronym for ultra pigheadedness starting every time

I know when I upset someone. I wonder if the fact that my time from submission date to publication date has gone up from no weeks to one week in Urban Dictionary means I have upset someone or are the editors becoming busier.

by Stias December 28, 2005

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 05, 2005

buff

body uncovered for fucking

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

by Stias September 23, 2005

away

a contradictory word - always willing and yearning, indicating do not
go away off somewhere, but stay as there is always way. Away off is contradictory too.

My girl friend said away off with you. Come to bed.
Later, in bed together, she said you appear to be away in your thoughts.

by Stias September 24, 2005