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Definitions by Stias

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
honest by Stias December 28, 2005
upset is an acronym for ultra pigheadedness starting every time
I know when I upset someone. I wonder if the fact that my time from submission date to publication date has gone up from no weeks to one week in Urban Dictionary means I have upset someone or are the editors becoming busier.
upset by Stias December 28, 2005
kyt is an acronym for kiss your testicles
My girl friend loves using vulgar expressions.
She is tired of saying " Up Yours " and has started to say kyt
kyt by Stias December 28, 2005
A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something
The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
Cockup by Stias December 28, 2005
cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse
I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup
cockup by Stias December 28, 2005

Restaurant 

You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure
Restaurant by Stias September 27, 2005
I almost had the skin torn off my back by a bn. When I was in the shower
after sports training one of the other guys said " Look at all that bn's nailmarks "
BN by Stias September 26, 2005