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A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.
The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.
barmaid by urban pervert September 28, 2003
Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.
barmaid by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
barmaid syndrome by Marshall R. January 7, 2008
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Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.
barmaiden by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019

barmaiding 

For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.
Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.
barmaiding by starspoon1 March 23, 2011

Silly Bar Maid 

When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.
She lost a bet so I gave her the applesauce and told her to be my Silly Bar Maid for the rest of the night.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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