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barmaid
The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.
barmaid by urban pervert September 28, 2003
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barmaid
Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
barmaid by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
barmaid syndrome
The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
barmaid syndrome by Marshall R. January 7, 2008
barmaiden
BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.
barmaiden by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019
barmaiding
For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.
Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.
barmaiding by starspoon1 March 23, 2011
Silly Bar Maid
When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.
She lost a bet so I gave her the applesauce and told her to be my Silly Bar Maid for the rest of the night.
Silly Bar Maid by Willy T Goodbody May 24, 2009
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