Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Stew

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

noddy by Stew September 16, 2004

Someone who doesn't know something that you found out yesterday.

I can't believe that you didn't know the capital of Papua New Guinea you ignoramus!

ignoramus by Stew September 16, 2004

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

Blowfish by stew April 7, 2004

The live music capital of the world.

Austin, TX's music scene is incredible.

Austin, TX by Stew March 1, 2004

One who licks windows, someone who has been released from a mental institution.
From the former Glenside Hospital in Fishponds, Bristol, UK.

When did they let you out, ya glenner.

Glenner by Stew January 19, 2004