Stew's definitions

slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.

When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.

by Stew March 31, 2005

noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

by Stew September 16, 2004

Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

by stew April 7, 2004

Glenner

One who licks windows, someone who has been released from a mental institution.
From the former Glenside Hospital in Fishponds, Bristol, UK.

When did they let you out, ya glenner.

by Stew January 19, 2004

ignoramus

Someone who doesn't know something that you found out yesterday.

I can't believe that you didn't know the capital of Papua New Guinea you ignoramus!

by Stew September 16, 2004

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005