(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
by steve July 28, 2003

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.
by STEVE March 25, 2004

The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin
"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
by Steve March 05, 2005

A place in SE Mass where the pilgrims landed on this stupid rock that every tourist seems to be facinated with and they ask you where it is all the time year round.
by Steve September 22, 2003

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator
See also: Tinpot Dictator
by Steve June 09, 2003

she will fuck you up. or get fucked up. either way she has a way with things. her skills include making jello, and pudding w.o the prize at the bottom. yellow attracts many from afar and near, she is the most awesome thing this side of the hemisphere. dont fuck with her, she'll get someone to cut you up.
by steve November 03, 2004
