PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

by Steve January 06, 2007

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 06, 2004

lashed

1.to get completely drunk, 2. to plan to get drunk.

1.im all lashed up
2.fancy getting lashed, do you want to go on the lash?

by steve February 05, 2004

defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 05, 2003

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

huggle

verb. A hug with a bit of snuggle thrown in for good measure.

Steve huggled the sweet girl.

by Steve February 06, 2004

donkey

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

by Steve September 11, 2003