Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steve

PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

by Steve January 6, 2007

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zeeky boogie doog

it is the blow up the world word.

ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG! (Explosion)

by Steve February 18, 2004

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defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 5, 2003

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purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004

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Yoda

The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda

by Steve September 20, 2005

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