Definitions by Steve

Cowan 

Bald headed technical teacher. He's a cool guy. He has a dislike (or phobia) for hair so he shaves his all off.
Joke: Did ya get the Cow'in?

Should actually be a baldie. Usually with a Sharpy or Baldie in tow.
Quick!, lets go rub cowan's head for good luck. Aarrgh!, the reflection off of cowan's head blinded me! (lol)

Cowan by steve January 12, 2005

sharpy 

Computer genius (bill gates, eat your heart out!)(lol).Super genius.
The older breed of sharpies tend to have a boring job, be grumpy old men,have no apparent sex drive or humour drive.

Often have a cowan or baldie in tow , or, in this case,a person of lower intelligence.

sharpy by steve January 12, 2005

butternut 

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.

She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.

butternut by Steve January 12, 2005

frenectic 

adj : excessively agitated; transported with rage or other violent emotion; "frantic with anger and frustration"; "frenetic screams followed the accident"; "a frenzied look in his eye"

The editor gets a little carried away with the post production effects, and the editing is a little frenetic at times.

frenectic by Steve January 12, 2005

Thorpedo 

guy with large penis

Betty took it up the ass from a Thorpedo, now she can't walk!!

Thorpedo by steve January 11, 2005

Dinosaur Jr 

A band that formed in the early 80's, and pretty much started the whole 'grunge' sound before the rest of them came along from Seattle. The split-up officially about 1999, but the lead singer/guitarist, J Mascis now has another band J Mascis + the Fog. All of Dino Jr's albums were pretty good, of cousre some were weaker than others (all of them weaker than 'You're Living All Over Me') but they were all solid albums.

Dinosaur Jr are/were one of the best underground bands of all-time.

Dinosaur Jr by Steve January 11, 2005

pink cadillac 

a girl's pussy is sometimes referred to as a pink cadillac

Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back of your pink Cadillac

pink cadillac by steve January 11, 2005