50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 07, 2005

Bangers & Gash

A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.

Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.

Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!

Mom: Bangers & Gash!

Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!

by Steeman May 06, 2005

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005