Steeman's definitions

Hmmmm

Used when monged out when pondering something of maximum simplicity!

Chris: Whats the first letter of the alphabet?

Jonny: Hmmmm......

by Steeman April 28, 2005

Gak

Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.

Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?

Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Woody

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

by Steeman April 30, 2005

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

Bangers & Gash

A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.

Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.

Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!

Mom: Bangers & Gash!

Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!

by Steeman May 6, 2005

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.

The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!

by Steeman May 6, 2005