Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.
Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.
Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.
The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
by Steeman May 06, 2005
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.
Marmaduke: What did you do?
Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!
Marmaduke: What did you do?
Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!
by Steeman May 06, 2005
Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 07, 2005