Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.
Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.
Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.
The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
by Steeman May 06, 2005
Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.
Marmaduke: What did you do?
Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!
Marmaduke: What did you do?
Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!
by Steeman May 06, 2005
To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)
Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
by Steeman February 13, 2006
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
by Steeman April 28, 2005