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Woody

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!
Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.
by Steeman April 30, 2005
mugGet the Woodymug.

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.
Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
mugGet the cakemug.

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.
The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
by Steeman May 6, 2005
mugGet the Gimpmug.

Hmmmm

Used when monged out when pondering something of maximum simplicity!
Chris: Whats the first letter of the alphabet?

Jonny: Hmmmm......
by Steeman April 28, 2005
mugGet the Hmmmmmug.

Big Time

Used to describe something that is definitely going to happen, or has already happened that had a big impact, or evan a small impact!
Charlie: Ready for a big piss up on Friday night then fellas?

Matt: Yeah, fuckin' big time!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
mugGet the Big Timemug.

gash

Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.

Marmaduke: What did you do?

Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!
by Steeman May 6, 2005
mugGet the gashmug.

Bangers & Gash

A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.

Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.
Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!

Mom: Bangers & Gash!

Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!
by Steeman May 6, 2005
mugGet the Bangers & Gashmug.

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