Steek3636's definitions

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

Derefined

A vehicle that has been stripped of unnecessary extras, such as exhaust baffles, springs, stereo etc, so that it still functional but lacks glamour has been 'derefined'

His Suzuki looked mean in it's derefined state

by Steek3636 May 26, 2009

agnorunt

A concatenation of (arrogant) (ignorant) and (runt)

"He's a right agnorunt twat!"

by Steek3636 November 9, 2006

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020