Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 03, 2019

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agnorunt

A concatenation of (arrogant) (ignorant) and (runt)

"He's a right agnorunt twat!"

by Steek3636 November 09, 2006

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A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.

I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.

by Steek3636 July 25, 2019

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A failed attempt to spell irrelevant that created a whole new word, and possibly genus.

When designing a zoo worrying about lions entering the pachyderms inclosures may be errelephant.

by Steek3636 July 16, 2018

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