Steek3636's definitions

Winturd

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

by Steek3636 January 20, 2013

foodagraph

A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

by Steek3636 July 18, 2019

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

Dropper

Droppers are clothes hangers that actually drop all your clothes. You hang your prized frock, shirt or leather thongs up - only to find them on the closet floor.
'Droppers' are an example of the stealth technology employed by manufacturers of blood pressure treating drugs to increase demand for their product.

That last set of hangers from Walmart were actually 80% droppers!

by Steek3636 July 1, 2011