Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
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Consolitis

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
by Steakface February 19, 2010
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Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
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ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.
Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"
by Steakface October 31, 2009
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Arse

Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.

It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
by Steakface April 02, 2011
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Michigan Duffle Coat

The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.

It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.
Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."

Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"
by Steakface November 22, 2009
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Chowder

verb: To accidentally poop a little into the pants, especially during or directly after ripping ass.

noun: The material resulting from a shart.
*person 1 rips loud ass*
person 2: "I say, that was rather sonorous. I hope you didn't chowder."
person 1: "Oh dear, it appears I have. Excuse me whilst I go clean this chowder from my undergarments."
by Steakface November 22, 2009
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