Stauder's definitions

Cube Party

An event where people gather together with rubix cubes and engage in unknown actions which may or may not be sexual in nature.

-Hey Eric want to go to a cube party.
-Hell yea!, let me get my cube.

by Stauder July 27, 2009

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 22, 2009

Hardcore Hawaiian

A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees

O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

by Stauder March 24, 2009

southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.

Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.

by Stauder April 19, 2009

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009