Stauder's definitions

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

by Stauder March 24, 2009

Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.

-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

by Stauder February 26, 2009

Bitch Flip

When a woman goes from happy or mellow to a bitch with little or no reason. Not necessarily due to her time of the month.

I was talking to Sally today and with no warning she bitch flipped on me.

by Stauder February 18, 2009

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

shade running

Going from point A to B in as much shade as possible

-Why is Mike zig zagging all over the street?
-He's shade running.

by Stauder July 1, 2008

a stone throw

a measure of distance, approximately 50-60 feet

Michael: where is johnny?
Ryan: about a stone throw away

by Stauder May 5, 2008