Stauder's definitions

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

a stone throw

a measure of distance, approximately 50-60 feet

Michael: where is johnny?
Ryan: about a stone throw away

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Hotter than balls on rye

A term used to express overwhelming heat

My god it's hotter than balls on rye today!

by Stauder April 19, 2009

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 22, 2009

southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.

Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.

by Stauder April 19, 2009

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009

fixiefag

Those "trendy" kids who ride fixed-geared bikes thinking their the shit, when in fact they look retarded.

-You see that kid on that single speed bike, thinking he's cool and what-not?

-Yea he's a fixiefag

by Stauder May 8, 2009