Stauder's definitions

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Hardcore Hawaiian

A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees

O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!

by Stauder May 5, 2008

King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.

Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex

by Stauder September 9, 2009

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

a stone throw

a measure of distance, approximately 50-60 feet

Michael: where is johnny?
Ryan: about a stone throw away

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009