Stauder's definitions

Hotter than balls on rye

A term used to express overwhelming heat

My god it's hotter than balls on rye today!

by Stauder April 19, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Hardcore Hawaiian

A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees

O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!

by Stauder May 5, 2008

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 22, 2009

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009

Zebra Chololita

When a mexican girl is decked out in black and white stripes. This can be either a jacket, pants, gloves, or any other garment of clothing.

My Friend Ericson and I were driving to disneyland and at a stop light we saw a Zebra Chololita.

by Stauder December 22, 2010

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

by Stauder March 24, 2009