Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.
by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.
Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!
Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.
Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!
Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
1. A scientist who said the Earth revolves around the sun.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
1. He's studying the sixteenth century scientist Galileo.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
by starwarsgeek133 September 03, 2010
1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.
2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010
A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
by Starwarsgeek133 March 05, 2010
The majority of the definition writers here on Urban Dictionary. If you look up Jew,Muslim,Asian, or African American, then you are bound to find some racist definitions.
by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010