A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.
All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????
non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.
Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP
Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.
Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP
Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011
Get the Jersey shoremug. by starwarsgeek133 April 27, 2010
Get the Ice Mexicanmug. 1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.
2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.
3. The creators of South Park.
2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.
3. The creators of South Park.
1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!
2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!
3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?
2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!
3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?
by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010
Get the Jewmug. 
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.
Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!
Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.
Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!
Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
Get the Schmuckmug. 1. A scientist who said the Earth revolves around the sun.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
1. He's studying the sixteenth century scientist Galileo.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
by starwarsgeek133 September 3, 2010
Get the Galileomug. A very attractive actress which, for some reason, has like, about 10 definitions of her on this site.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.
Guy 1: I met Emma Watson when I was in England this summer!
Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.
Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.
Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.
Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.
by StarWarsGeek133 September 26, 2009
Get the Emma Watsonmug.