Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex
the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl
by stan April 12, 2006
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hung like a paint can

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".
by stan April 12, 2006
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Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.
Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.
That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....
by Stan October 26, 2010
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handball

A city sport played against a wall with you hards. Probably one of the oldest and greatest games. Played in the U.S. and Ireland, in U.S. mostly in New York City.
Whoa, did u see how he hit that handball?
by Stan April 12, 2006
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unaware

the perfect word to define someone that looks very awkward and out of place in his/her current social setting. They seem to clueless as to what's going on around them, much like a mern
hey, that guy in the corner looks very unaware.
by stan April 12, 2006
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Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land
Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL
by Stan October 26, 2003
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