54 definitions by Stan

Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan March 15, 2004

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 25, 2010

Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

by Stan February 18, 2004

spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.

eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning

by Stan June 23, 2004

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

by Stan February 16, 2005

never

1. a way of telling someone that you don't believe a word they're saying.

2. short for "never do that again"

1. yea, I hooked up with that chick once. Response: "never"

2. man, I just tripped down those stairs. Response: "never"

by Stan April 12, 2004

DK

Don't know. To pretend not ot know someone.

Last night she was all over me but today in front of all her friends she DKed me.

by Stan March 15, 2004