Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan March 08, 2004

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan March 08, 2004

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan March 08, 2004

Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan March 15, 2004

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2004

zampy

An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning.

Dude that fucking ride was ZAMPY AS HELL!!!

by stan May 17, 2003

nagger

a black person who complains too much

the damn nagger wouldn't shut up so i just told him to get back to the cotton field

by stan February 16, 2005