54 definitions by Stan

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan March 8, 2004

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan March 8, 2004

Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty

Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.

by Stan March 8, 2004

dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans

my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music

by Stan January 31, 2005

MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by Stan February 23, 2005

rolled

To toilet paper someone's yard.

He pissed us off, so we rolled his yard last night.

by Stan March 16, 2004

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan March 15, 2004