Stan's definitions

republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.

screw health care, i've gotta go play golf.

by stan February 13, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

by Stan February 18, 2004

Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land

Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL

by Stan October 26, 2003