dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans
my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music
by stan April 12, 2006
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poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva
there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang
by stan April 12, 2006
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kevin garnett

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett
by stan April 12, 2006
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spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.
eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning
by stan April 12, 2006
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zampy

An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning.
Dude that fucking ride was ZAMPY AS HELL!!!
by stan April 12, 2006
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Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty
Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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blow grits

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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