Stan's definitions

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006

virgin slut

A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.

Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.

by Stan March 15, 2004

the village

another name for apart of NYC, Manhattan called Greenwich Village... a highly overpriced area, where back in the 50's and 60's lots of struggling artist lived, now only rich yuppie walk the streets

"Let's go the village... to get riped off."

by Stan April 12, 2006

alice cooper

sixty year old goth who throws chickens

alice cooper kicks ass

by stan April 12, 2006

Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land

Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL

by Stan October 26, 2003

gonorrhea

one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera

i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.

by stan April 12, 2006

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by Stan April 12, 2006