Stains and Smears's definitions

Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

black eggs

A Black man's balls.

Kiesha gave LeRoy a good blowjob which included sucking on his big Black Eggs.

by Stains and Smears May 10, 2018

Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...

Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!

by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019

Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

Brown River

The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.

Jimmy created quite a large brown river in the shower when he scrubbed his ass.

by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015

Couch Creature

A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.

Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"

by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019