Spiritual-Master's definitions
The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.
I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.
by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021
Get the Statutory constructionmug. My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the Modern chronologymug. I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Postmodern Chronologymug. I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern A.B.A.mug. Taking place over 2017 and 2018, Also known as the "grievance studies affair" was the project of a team of three authors—Peter Boghossian, James A. Lindsay, and Helen Pluckrose—to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and eroding criteria in several academic fields. Their totally bogus and unscientific fake research papers were accepted by academia EXPOSING Academic Grievance Studies, and the problems of ideologically-motivated scholarship, radical skepticism, and cultural constructivism.
Sokal Squared is all the evidence I needed to realize academic ideologies known as grievance studies is an unscientific cult-like established religion of criticism that is intolerant of all opposing worldviews.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Sokal Squaredmug. This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 9, 2022
Get the Lollipop Kingmug. 1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.
The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Postmodern Judiciarymug.