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#1 The greatest college player ever. Can turn into what looks like a 5 yard loss into a 20 yard gain, amazing field vision, crazy fast, amazing reciever, nobody executes a juke like him, amazing on special teams, can block like an offensive tackle, averaged 10 yards a carry at one point, breaks lots of tackles, can brake an 80 yard run just like that, the true meaning of the "All-Purpose back"
#2 The Future of the NFL
#2 The Future of the NFL
#1 Reggie Bush is like Ladainian Tomlinson, but LT didn't nearly have as good a college career as Reggie Bush
#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?
#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
Get the Reggie Bush mug.The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
indianapolis colts are a cool football team
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
indianapolis colts are a cool football team
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the indianapolis colts mug.1) The sport that, in America, is played by women, children, and homosexuals (Which exsplains why are womens team is 10x better then our mens team) Therfour, In America, it is considered a fag sport.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
American: Don't you relize that soccer is a game of luck and being in the right place at the right time? Don't you relize that the goals are a gimick to make this awfull sport popular? Don't you relize how boring this sport is?
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
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Fez: I'm taking a break from girls for a while
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
by Spikesy July 30, 2006
Get the That '70s Show mug.1/4 of the game of football. For one, in Football you can forword pass, in Rugby you run, and you flip it to other players. You don't need to be smart in Rugby, because there is no strategy. The whole game is a group of players taking a ball and trying to run with it into an endzone. How is that fun, anyway? I have seen several Rugby games (Mostly at the ESPN Zone in Anaheim) and I honestly have no idea what the hell is so great about it.
Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.
Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.
Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.
Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of metal hitting right at your gut?? Obviously, anyone saying that is retarded and shouldn't be aloud to live.
Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.
Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.
Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.
Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of metal hitting right at your gut?? Obviously, anyone saying that is retarded and shouldn't be aloud to live.
I've watched American Football and Rugby, and American Football is better. Maybe if you've watched both you'd agree.
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
Get the Rugby mug.HORRORCORE group consisting of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Most hated music group in the world, and does not care. Because they arn't on the radio, MTV, or on television, haters of this group usually only hear about two songs, and we all know if you hear two songs of ICP, that means you can judge there music.
Mostly though, when haters arn't hating of there music or Juggalos, they hate on the members. Most people don't know there names (Yet they can judge there music?) and only know them as the fat one and the wigger one. They call them retarded and such and claim that they have created a cult with there music. Claimeing that if you buy there records you will go to their heaven. Just like everything else, this is completely untrue. If they had a clue about what they were talking about, they'd know shangri'la is what juggalos want in the future for the world. No hate, no racism, nothing that ICP had to go through when they were two white boys in the ghetto of Detroit. They never claimed it is a place Juggalos go to after they die, that's just stupid. Also, haters talk about how juggalos take J's dream seriesly. That is completely retarded.
ICP's music has been described as "gay", "retarded",and "stupid". True, they do use violence and cuss words to draw attention to there music, but if you look at what there saying and not at the cuss words you would know its not all trash. Like in halls of illusians, it talks about how a drunk guy beats up his children and wife. Then J talks about how he'll fuck that guy up if he does it again. They can use all the cuss words if they want as long as they address the issue.
The whole basis of there albums is like a carnival entitie who has powers and such. The Great Milenko for one can show you all the wonders of how great the world can be, but first you have to look at the REAL world. So the music video for Halls of Illusians is a carnival ride where you see how it should be and what it really is. The Music Video for Bowling Balls is J in a basemant where he stores trophys of peoples heads, this was for Hells pitt and it basicly shows how the world is an evil place. After that they relised Shangri'la, showing that things are going to get better.
So all in all, ICP's a great band. You can argue all you want, I like ICP, and no hater is going to change my mind.
Mostly though, when haters arn't hating of there music or Juggalos, they hate on the members. Most people don't know there names (Yet they can judge there music?) and only know them as the fat one and the wigger one. They call them retarded and such and claim that they have created a cult with there music. Claimeing that if you buy there records you will go to their heaven. Just like everything else, this is completely untrue. If they had a clue about what they were talking about, they'd know shangri'la is what juggalos want in the future for the world. No hate, no racism, nothing that ICP had to go through when they were two white boys in the ghetto of Detroit. They never claimed it is a place Juggalos go to after they die, that's just stupid. Also, haters talk about how juggalos take J's dream seriesly. That is completely retarded.
ICP's music has been described as "gay", "retarded",and "stupid". True, they do use violence and cuss words to draw attention to there music, but if you look at what there saying and not at the cuss words you would know its not all trash. Like in halls of illusians, it talks about how a drunk guy beats up his children and wife. Then J talks about how he'll fuck that guy up if he does it again. They can use all the cuss words if they want as long as they address the issue.
The whole basis of there albums is like a carnival entitie who has powers and such. The Great Milenko for one can show you all the wonders of how great the world can be, but first you have to look at the REAL world. So the music video for Halls of Illusians is a carnival ride where you see how it should be and what it really is. The Music Video for Bowling Balls is J in a basemant where he stores trophys of peoples heads, this was for Hells pitt and it basicly shows how the world is an evil place. After that they relised Shangri'la, showing that things are going to get better.
So all in all, ICP's a great band. You can argue all you want, I like ICP, and no hater is going to change my mind.
Example of Insane Clown Posse hater
"Pricks pricks pricks. A duo of two rednecks(IF HE HAD HEARED AN ICP SONG HE WOULD KNOW THAT IN THERE SONGS THEY ARE AGAINTS REDNECKS, RACISTS, AND STEAREOTYPES THAT YOU USE) tryin to rap, (RAP? OBVIOSLY NEVER HEARD MANY ICP SONGS) and wanting soooo much to be black yet they're white like me so they cover up their ugly faces with paint(AGAIN, OBVIOULSY NEVER HEARD MANY OF THERE SONGS. THIS ISN'T EMINEM HERE). They also used to wrestlers (USED TO BE? THEY STILL ARE. OBVIOUSLY DOSN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ICP). I can honmestly say they are the worst music I've ever heard (HIS OPINION. I WON'T JUMP ON THAT) that is sold as rap. ICP are gya (IMMATURE GAY JOKE), fucked up retards who should stick in metal where they belong and stay the fuck away from hip-hop (THEY DO STAY AWAY FROM HIP-HOP. IT'S HORRORCORE YOU IDIOT). These pricks alos shot to pDJ Tim westwood (...WHAT?). Oooh the big bad clowns have found daddy's gun...naughty clown (...WHAT?)!
DIE HORRIBLY (JUGGALOS TOO) (DIE HORRIBLY? YOUR WISHING DEATH ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU, AND A BAND THAT HAS MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE? YOUR FUCKED UP)
Yours sincerley,
chief anti-fake
TIP TO HATERS: If you want to hate something, DON'T hate SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE NOOOO CLUE ABOUT.
"Pricks pricks pricks. A duo of two rednecks(IF HE HAD HEARED AN ICP SONG HE WOULD KNOW THAT IN THERE SONGS THEY ARE AGAINTS REDNECKS, RACISTS, AND STEAREOTYPES THAT YOU USE) tryin to rap, (RAP? OBVIOSLY NEVER HEARD MANY ICP SONGS) and wanting soooo much to be black yet they're white like me so they cover up their ugly faces with paint(AGAIN, OBVIOULSY NEVER HEARD MANY OF THERE SONGS. THIS ISN'T EMINEM HERE). They also used to wrestlers (USED TO BE? THEY STILL ARE. OBVIOUSLY DOSN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ICP). I can honmestly say they are the worst music I've ever heard (HIS OPINION. I WON'T JUMP ON THAT) that is sold as rap. ICP are gya (IMMATURE GAY JOKE), fucked up retards who should stick in metal where they belong and stay the fuck away from hip-hop (THEY DO STAY AWAY FROM HIP-HOP. IT'S HORRORCORE YOU IDIOT). These pricks alos shot to pDJ Tim westwood (...WHAT?). Oooh the big bad clowns have found daddy's gun...naughty clown (...WHAT?)!
DIE HORRIBLY (JUGGALOS TOO) (DIE HORRIBLY? YOUR WISHING DEATH ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU, AND A BAND THAT HAS MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE? YOUR FUCKED UP)
Yours sincerley,
chief anti-fake
TIP TO HATERS: If you want to hate something, DON'T hate SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE NOOOO CLUE ABOUT.
by Spikesy June 28, 2006
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#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
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