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Juggalos

A Juggalo is the guy that nobody knows. Nobody understands them, so therfour, they hate them. A Juggalo gets fucked with their whole life, and our found working hard for everything they have, because they are unwanted and unrespected. The only thing they have in the end, is their Juggalo Family. They know when things get tough they have their juggalo family to fall back on.

A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.

Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.

Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.

And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP

MCL
Example of a juggahater, My responces are in parentheses

Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
by Spikesy July 11, 2006
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Silence of the Lambs

The best movie ever. It won 5 Academy Awards and was nominated for 2 more
Silence of the Lambs won Best Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Best Actress (Jodie Foster), Best Director (Jonathan Demme), Best Picture, And Best Adapted Screenplay
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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Hockey

a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?

American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.

Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?

American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.

Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!

American: Go watch some hockey fag

Canadien: Ok
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
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Tech N9ne

Unbelievable juggalo artist from Kansas City. Never on the radio or MTV and does tours with ICP, Eminem, Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, etc. Amazing speed with slow beats, dark lyrics, and very strange subject matter. Infact, is on the record label, "Strange Music"
"The killa clowns in yo town raisin all hell"

Let's just hope Tech N9ne never goes mainstream...
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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Sports

Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...
by Spikesy July 2, 2006
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The team that has dominated in the new millenium. Vladimir Guerrero, Orlando Cabrera, Chone Figgins, Garrett Andersen, and new rookies such as Mike Napoli and the soon to be rookie of the year Jared Weaver.

Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
The Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim should be renamed the Southern California Angels so everyone is happy.
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
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