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call girl

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What Las Vegas is full of. They usually put out all these cards with naked pictures of them and there phone numbers, then litter them all over Las Vegas, usually in phone booths.
Don't let your children go to Las Vegas unless you want them to see naked call girl cards.
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
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oj simpson

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The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean
Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
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Rugby

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1/4 of the game of football. For one, in Football you can forword pass, in Rugby you run, and you flip it to other players. You don't need to be smart in Rugby, because there is no strategy. The whole game is a group of players taking a ball and trying to run with it into an endzone. How is that fun, anyway? I have seen several Rugby games (Mostly at the ESPN Zone in Anaheim) and I honestly have no idea what the hell is so great about it.

Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.

Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.

Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.

Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of metal hitting right at your gut?? Obviously, anyone saying that is retarded and shouldn't be aloud to live.
I've watched American Football and Rugby, and American Football is better. Maybe if you've watched both you'd agree.
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
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Classic Rock

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What my parents used to listened too
You still listen to Classic Rock? What the hell's wrong with you?
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
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Tech N9ne

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Unbelievable juggalo artist from Kansas City. Never on the radio or MTV and does tours with ICP, Eminem, Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, etc. Amazing speed with slow beats, dark lyrics, and very strange subject matter. Infact, is on the record label, "Strange Music"
"The killa clowns in yo town raisin all hell"

Let's just hope Tech N9ne never goes mainstream...
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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baseball cards

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What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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indianapolis colts

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The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!

indianapolis colts are a cool football team
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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