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Silence of the Lambs won Best Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Best Actress (Jodie Foster), Best Director (Jonathan Demme), Best Picture, And Best Adapted Screenplay
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the Silence of the Lambs mug.Tom Brady has 2 sisters, the stupidest looking smile ever, and whenever he talks on TV he has to cuss, perhaps trying to make him sound masculent. After all that, makes it sound kind of strange that you could compare him to Steve Young.
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the Tom Brady mug.Misconseptions about football:
1) The word football is used because in the late 1800's, the only ran the ball with there feet
2)The game was introduced to Americans by europeans. Touchdowns were one point. The Europeans, called it football.
3) Pads MAKE THE GAME TOUGHER than Rugby. Don't give me that "Rugby for Girls" shit. Have you played, or seen a game? No.
4) Tackles hurt like hell. A text-book tackle is to get low. Use leg pads to push forword, get the shoulder pads to the stamach, wrap your arms around the opposing player, and take your Helmet and put it under the opposing players chin and deliver a blow.
5) The game started out without pads. It did not catch on, as many americans saw how similar it is to Rugby. After pads were put in, Americans forgot all about Rugby.
6) The reason the rest of the world dosn't care about American Football, is because the rest of the world have no idea what American Football is. Austraila, Canada, and Germany all love football because THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS.
7) America is the third most populated country in the world. America is the only country having all Big Five sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer) In america, Football is the most popular and beloved sport. In America, Soccer is considered a children's sport and is the least popular and least beloved sport. Therfour, if the whole world had America's sports, soccer would be the fourth most beloved as in America.
8) America has a right to say soccer sucks, because we PLAY soccer. Most of Europe does not play Football nor know the rules, so they DON'T have a right to say football sucks.
9) I have seen a rugby, soccer, and Football game, infact, I've seen many. I've seen a full Rugby game at the ESPN zone, I've seen multiple soccer games during the world cup, and I've seen many football games during the fall of course. Football is the best by far.
10) Football is extremely fast-paced. They don't treansition to commercial ever 5 minutes, Nor do they stop playing ever 5 seconds. Stop your ignorance, if you ever had watched a game you would know how great it is.
11) Football is very physically demanding, and it does take athletic skill. The Querterback position in football requirse you to be smart, Defensive end position requires you to be strong and fast, WR's requires you to be fast and catch well, RB's requires you to be strong, fast, catch, and have good instincs, Offensive lineman requires you to be strong, Tight End requires you to be strong and catch well, it goes on and on.
12) Football isn't a "bunch of fatties running into each other" Can you read a zone defence, create smart audibles to counteract them, and tell the blitz? Can you find a hole and create a cut and still fend off 335 lb. (That is 152 kilograms if I'm not mistakin) Lineman from tackling you? No
13) Football players are not even fat. 4% body fat mean anything to you? If I'm not mistakin, that is 96% muscle.
14) Rugby players are a lot smaller than football players.
15) Weight in Football players very. A WR ususally are 180 LB. (70 kg I think) and pretty skinny, While the Linebackers are 335 lb. (See number 12) and very strong. Not all are 300 lb. monstors while not all of them or skinny little twigs.
16) The term soccer, was created by EUROPEANS. So stop your bitchin'! We didn't make up the name!
1) The word football is used because in the late 1800's, the only ran the ball with there feet
2)The game was introduced to Americans by europeans. Touchdowns were one point. The Europeans, called it football.
3) Pads MAKE THE GAME TOUGHER than Rugby. Don't give me that "Rugby for Girls" shit. Have you played, or seen a game? No.
4) Tackles hurt like hell. A text-book tackle is to get low. Use leg pads to push forword, get the shoulder pads to the stamach, wrap your arms around the opposing player, and take your Helmet and put it under the opposing players chin and deliver a blow.
5) The game started out without pads. It did not catch on, as many americans saw how similar it is to Rugby. After pads were put in, Americans forgot all about Rugby.
6) The reason the rest of the world dosn't care about American Football, is because the rest of the world have no idea what American Football is. Austraila, Canada, and Germany all love football because THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS.
7) America is the third most populated country in the world. America is the only country having all Big Five sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer) In america, Football is the most popular and beloved sport. In America, Soccer is considered a children's sport and is the least popular and least beloved sport. Therfour, if the whole world had America's sports, soccer would be the fourth most beloved as in America.
8) America has a right to say soccer sucks, because we PLAY soccer. Most of Europe does not play Football nor know the rules, so they DON'T have a right to say football sucks.
9) I have seen a rugby, soccer, and Football game, infact, I've seen many. I've seen a full Rugby game at the ESPN zone, I've seen multiple soccer games during the world cup, and I've seen many football games during the fall of course. Football is the best by far.
10) Football is extremely fast-paced. They don't treansition to commercial ever 5 minutes, Nor do they stop playing ever 5 seconds. Stop your ignorance, if you ever had watched a game you would know how great it is.
11) Football is very physically demanding, and it does take athletic skill. The Querterback position in football requirse you to be smart, Defensive end position requires you to be strong and fast, WR's requires you to be fast and catch well, RB's requires you to be strong, fast, catch, and have good instincs, Offensive lineman requires you to be strong, Tight End requires you to be strong and catch well, it goes on and on.
12) Football isn't a "bunch of fatties running into each other" Can you read a zone defence, create smart audibles to counteract them, and tell the blitz? Can you find a hole and create a cut and still fend off 335 lb. (That is 152 kilograms if I'm not mistakin) Lineman from tackling you? No
13) Football players are not even fat. 4% body fat mean anything to you? If I'm not mistakin, that is 96% muscle.
14) Rugby players are a lot smaller than football players.
15) Weight in Football players very. A WR ususally are 180 LB. (70 kg I think) and pretty skinny, While the Linebackers are 335 lb. (See number 12) and very strong. Not all are 300 lb. monstors while not all of them or skinny little twigs.
16) The term soccer, was created by EUROPEANS. So stop your bitchin'! We didn't make up the name!
American: Well, I kind of like the Cardinals this year, they have improved there offence bettering their O-Line and QB core, but the Cowboys are looking good with Terrell Owens....
European: American Football sucks
American: Oh, so you watch it to?
EuropeanL No, I don't get it on telivision.
American: Oh, so you can't watch the NFL?
European: What the hell is the NFL?
European: American Football sucks
American: Oh, so you watch it to?
EuropeanL No, I don't get it on telivision.
American: Oh, so you can't watch the NFL?
European: What the hell is the NFL?
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the American Football mug.#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.
#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
Get the Los Angeles Lakers mug.#1 The greatest college player ever. Can turn into what looks like a 5 yard loss into a 20 yard gain, amazing field vision, crazy fast, amazing reciever, nobody executes a juke like him, amazing on special teams, can block like an offensive tackle, averaged 10 yards a carry at one point, breaks lots of tackles, can brake an 80 yard run just like that, the true meaning of the "All-Purpose back"
#2 The Future of the NFL
#2 The Future of the NFL
#1 Reggie Bush is like Ladainian Tomlinson, but LT didn't nearly have as good a college career as Reggie Bush
#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?
#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
Get the Reggie Bush mug.Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
by Spikesy July 12, 2006
Get the Kobe mug.A Juggalo is the guy that nobody knows. Nobody understands them, so therfour, they hate them. A Juggalo gets fucked with their whole life, and our found working hard for everything they have, because they are unwanted and unrespected. The only thing they have in the end, is their Juggalo Family. They know when things get tough they have their juggalo family to fall back on.
A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.
Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.
Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.
And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP
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A Juggalo does not care about all the latest trends, all the high-school labels, all the drama, because a Juggalo is born different from the sheep that pretend to be exactly like everyone else. Therfour, anyone saying "Yo dawg, I's be down wit da mufa fuckin clowns, yo" and is sporting every single hatchet ware product and listins to just ICP, is not a Juggalo.
Because Juggalos are misunderstood, and hard to define, they are continually ridiculed. Often stereotyped as white trash, thugs, or stupid. First of all, stereotyping is stupid. I could call all haters stupid because the hate us because they don't understand us, but I don't, because I know some haters have resonable reasons to hate us, no wait, THERE IS NO REASON FOR HATE.
Juggalos are againts all hate. Just like in ICP's lyrics, we are againts all racists, stereotyping, and haters. Because a juggalo is smart enough to know all of these things are useless to society.
And for the record, in my excpierence with juggalos, many of them have ICP as the're 3rd or 4th favorite band. Twiztid, Tech N9ne and ABK mostly being in front. So no, not ALL Juggalos listen (Or worship as some people put it) ICP
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Example of a juggahater, My responces are in parentheses
Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care (Wow, you care) These people are outcasts because they want to be (Fact is, any normal person would not want to be accosiated with us. We're clowns remember? Juggalos arn't created because they want to be, were created by listening to any Psy's artist and going, "Wow, that really sounds just like me"), my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass (fashionable... to be a clown?). They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them (So your defining every single juggalo in the would now? You do relize that is 3-7 million people right?). Pick any Juggalo website and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world (Not true. As a matter of fact, I've had hardcore kids wering "Juggalo holocaust" T-Shirts and saying that we are filth. Not all hardcore kids are little nazis, I would NEVER say that because I am not stereotypical), every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" (I have NEVER heard that. I am a juggalo, and as a group, I have never heard of ANYTHING as ridiculas as that. Another Stereotype not true) As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ it would explain an awful lot. (No it wouldn't)
by Spikesy July 11, 2006
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