Spermoff's definitions

Schprangle

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Badogo

A kit that allows you to make a cast of a person and recreate them with whatever material you desire.

Most people create a Badogo of their significant other for private purposes, but others just need a friend in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Cheweezy

When one sneezes and food or other debris is ejaculated from ones mouth or nose or other facial orifices.

My friend expelled massive amounts of chewed lettuce from his nose and this had committed a cheweezy.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Stabordoodle

A bloodthirsty but incredible small miniature poodle mix dog.

That Stabordoodle keeps making my toe bleed

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Pippel

A derogatory term used to describe a person with a remarkable small penis. Can also describe a penis that is remarkably small.

This man is a major Pippel.

This man has a major Pippel.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025