How Many qp

Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
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Lil Chiefy

Chiefy is a CC vet in the world of runescape. After starting out in the hood, he quickly became an avid gambler, and he soon fell short to his needs. One day, while hanging out on the street corner, Chiefy was spotted getting p00ped on for money. This incident quickly went viral, and Chiefy was thrust into the public eye as a result.

Despite this humiliating moment, Chiefy didn't let it slow him down. He quickly discovered that he had a talent for rapping, and he began to focus more on his music career instead of his gambling habits. Over time, Chiefy became a successful rapper, building a fan base on runecape. You could often find queues miles long at the Lumbridge church most Sundays to watch him live.

However, even with the success he achieved in the rap world, Chiefy was still seen as a bit of a doormat by those around him. His deeply ingrained gambling habit continued to dog him, and he found himself on the losing end of bets more often than not. As a result, everyone joked about Chiefy, often treating him as if he were from Zezima cc.

Along the way, he even managed to get himself banned from the popular Sparc Mac discord channel after going public about the owner 'Sparc Mac' paying for his poop services. While some people see him as washed up and irrelevant, others continue to respect him for his talent and his tenacity when facing new kids in both the Discord and cc.
Just took a Chiefy = Lil Chiefy
by Sparc Mac Community July 03, 2023
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Perk

Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.

Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.

Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.
I'm going to leave and never return = Perk returns the next day
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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Stef West

Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
I'm going to do a Stef West = Tell lie's
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
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GIM Yhaahoho

There was once a player in the virtual world of RuneScape named GIM Yhaahoho. He lived a double life, pretending to be a caring fiancé to his overweight partner, but secretly lusting after the beautiful Olivia. He was too scared to make a move on her, so he turned to spamming pictures of his fiancé in the Discord chat for attention. But instead of admiration, he only received quiet snickering from the other players.

To make himself feel better, GIM Yhaahoho spent most of his day ridiculing others online. He'd laugh at anyone who wasn't as skilled or knowledgeable about the game as he was, belittling them to make himself feel superior. But deep down, he was just a sad, lonely guy who didn't have the courage to confront his own feelings.

Unfortunately, GIM Yhaahoho's true nature was exposed when his private messages to Olivia were leaked. He tried to play it off as a joke, but everyone could see the desperation in his attempts to win her over. As for his fiancé, she was devastated by his betrayal and called off the engagement.
I'm a noob irl and in game = GIM Yhaahoho
by Sparc Mac Community June 22, 2023
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Its Hash

Its Hash, a man in his 30s has always struggled to make something of his life. He spends most of his days in the virtual world of Runescape, and rarely leaves his moms basement. He's never held a job and relies solely on his meager savings from his disability cheque. Despite the lack of social life, Its Hash found solace in Runescape. However, even in the virtual world, he faces torment from bullies who mocked him for his acne and his weight problems. After his mom passed away, It's Hash was left with no one. As hard as he tries, no one wants to be near such a huge massed individual.

Things took a turn for the worse when Its Hash received a letter from the Italian Immigration Office informing him that they were considering deporting him. Apparently, they were concerned about how much he ate and how much of a burden he was on the Italian welfare system. Its Hash was devastated, and currently has a go fund me account due to being wheelchair bound. Though the Runescape community worry for him, his laziness and obsession with Runescape will be the further downfall to an already unsuccessful life.
I'm going to achieve nothing in life outside of runescape = Its Hash
by Sparc Mac Community June 18, 2023
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Lifeliners

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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