Definitions by Spanky

jard 

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

jard by spanky July 10, 2003

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

beer by spanky July 10, 2003

bass 

a good description for most of my farts

fAAAAAArt
oo, nice bass fart

bass by spanky July 10, 2003

dreamcatcher 

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

dreamcatcher by spanky July 10, 2003

shizzle be nazzle 

something big fat white guys think black guys say

What is this rapper saying? Shizzle be nazzle? WTF?

shizzle be nazzle by Spanky July 9, 2003

Strong Bad

the star of a NES wrestling game later turned into an internet star by the Chapman brothers

crapfully crap

Strong Bad by spanky July 9, 2003

shiz niz 

a mixture of letters that forms a non-existant word

this can not even be considered slang. coco and county corpse are two dumb mother fuckers

shiz niz by spanky July 9, 2003