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yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it
by Spanky July 10, 2003
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A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.
Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!
by Spanky April 9, 2005
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native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness
FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.
by Spanky July 10, 2003
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Mary Rizzle otherwise known as Mizzle Rizzle or Supermizzle
Damn Mizzle just saved like a dozen babies from that tree shredder again she must be Supermizzle
by Spanky December 2, 2004
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I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.
by Spanky March 11, 2005
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