Spanky's definitions

california potato chip

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

by spanky May 25, 2003

Religion

A bunch of man made rules telling people how to get to heaven.

Jesus has nothing to do with religion.

by Spanky November 14, 2004

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

bush

A shrub
Two dipshit U.S. presidents

George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up
"Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all.
Bush family - should all burn in hell.

by Spanky November 1, 2003

give the business

to beat someone up. usually combined with taking the subject out back.

Scott wouldnt pay his tab, so we took him out back and gave him the business

by spanky July 10, 2003

dine at the y

to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs

Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...

by spanky July 10, 2003

wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds.

my units are all wiped out.

im goin back to my nest to wipeout

by spanky May 25, 2003